Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he left for the Vineyard?

He said he'd wash up on shore!

What's the difference between a pitbull and a woman with PMS?

Pitbulls don't wear lipstick!

What's the Kennedy's flying motto?

Your luggage will arrive before you do!

What do Kennedies miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway.

What will it take to bring the first family back together?

One more bullet.

Why was JFK, Jr. flying to the Vineyard?

He wanted to crash his cousin's wedding.

What will they name the movie about movie JFK, Jr.?

Three funerals and a wedding.

Why are they having trouble finding JFK Jr's plane?

Because his flight actions constitute wreckless behavior.

What was the temperature off of Martha's Vineyard after JFK Jr's plane went down?

Three below.

What was JFK Jr's favourite movie?

Splash.

What was JFK Jr drinking at the time of the crash?

Ocean Spray.

How did JFK Jr learn how to fly?